FDT Meme
Parody, Satire, and Eight Years of Disaster
Welcome to FDT Meme—where parody meets the tragic comedy of reality. This is your official permission slip to scream into the void, laugh through the pain, and maybe even whisper FDT under your breath as you scroll through yet another moment in history that defies logic.
FDT Meme is a 100% joke, a satire, a work of artistic expression, and an inside joke between us and history. We are not endorsed by any government official—past, present, jailed, or soon-to-be (we hear reservations are running out fast). If you think this is a real financial instrument, please step away from the internet immediately.
Is this a security? No. An investment? Absolutely not. Financial advice? Only if your financial advisor is a Magic 8-Ball. This is purely for fun, for internet culture, and for expressing your frustration in a way that won’t get you a personal visit from our new glorious leader.
Some of the disasters on this timeline? Yeah, they actually happened. Some? Well, let’s just say reality has been doing satire better than us for a while now. But we are not journalists (shocking, we know). We did not fact-check this. If you’re here for Pulitzer Prize-winning reporting, you’re in the wrong corner of the web.
So go ahead, soak it all in. Laugh, cry, and if by the end of this page you don’t at least mutter “FDT” to yourself—well, then you might just be in the wrong timeline.
TOKENOMICS
Tokenomics? Oh, you mean “The Plan”? Yeah… about that.
At launch, 1 billion tokens will be minted, because if we’ve learned anything, it’s that numbers should be big and sound important. What happens next? Great question. We’re kind of figuring this out as we go—like every other meme coin in existence. You’re welcome.
Will we burn some tokens? Probably. Will we lock some up in a provable vesting schedule on Streamflow so it sounds official? Most likely. Will it still be completely ridiculous? Absolutely.
If you came here expecting a 100-page whitepaper with charts, graphs, and economic theories—congrats, you’re in the wrong place. But hey, at least we’re being honest.
Welcome to FDT Meme. Enjoy the ride, embrace the chaos, and try not to take this too seriously. 🚀
White Nationalism (2014)
Speaking to a nearly all-white audience, painted African-Americans with a stereotypically broad brush as “living in poverty.”
Grab ’em by the Pu**y (2016)
In October 2016, a 2005 recording surfaced in which made lewd comments about women, leading to widespread condemnation.
Muslim Immigration (2015)
In December 2015, called for “a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States,” a proposal that sparked widespread debate and concerns about religious discrimination. This announcement was widely covered in the media, with articles providing detailed accounts and images of the events.
Mocking disabled (2015)
In November 2015, during a rally in South Carolina, criticized for allegedly mocking New York Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, who has a physical disability. Gestures and remarks were widely perceived as insensitive and derogatory towards Kovaleski’s condition. This incident drew significant media attention and public outcry.
Questioning Election (2016)
Suggested he might not accept the election results if he lost, undermining confidence in the electoral process. In the final presidential debate on October 19, 2016, asked whether he would accept the election results. He responded, “I will look at it at the time. I’m not looking at anything now. I’ll look at it at the time.” This statement was widely interpreted as casting doubt on the legitimacy of the electoral process.
Travel Ban – but for Muslims (2017)
In January 2017, signed Executive Order 13769, titled “Protecting the Nation from Foreign Terrorist Entry into the United States,” which banned entry for 90 days by citizens from seven predominantly Muslim countries: Iraq, Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen. The order also suspended the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program for 120 days and indefinitely barred Syrian refugees.
Paris Climate Accord (2017)
In June 2017, announced the United States’ intention to withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord, citing concerns over economic burdens and fairness, which led to widespread international criticism and debates over the future of global climate initiatives.
Charlottesville (2017)
In August 2017, during a press conference, addressed the violent clashes at the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, stating that there were “very fine people on both sides,” a remark that was widely criticized for not explicitly condemning white supremacists.
You’re Fired (2017)
In May 2017, dismissed FBI Director James Comey, who was overseeing the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. elections, leading to widespread concerns about potential obstruction of justice
Pardon of Joe Arpaio (2017)
In August 2017, pardoned former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who had been convicted of criminal contempt for defying a court order to halt racial profiling practices targeting Latinos. This decision sparked significant controversy and was criticized for undermining judicial authority and civil rights.
Shithole Countries (2018)
In January 2018, during an Oval Office meeting on immigration reform, reportedly referred to El Salvador, Haiti, Honduras, and African nations as “shithole countries,” suggesting a preference for immigrants from countries like Norway. These remarks were widely condemned as racist by both domestic and international leaders. The African Union expressed “infuriation, disappointment and outrage,” stating that the comments dishonored America’s respect for diversity and human dignity
Family Separation (2018)
In April 2018, the administration implemented a “zero-tolerance” immigration policy, mandating the prosecution of all individuals illegally crossing the U.S.-Mexico border. This led to the separation of thousands of children from their parents, as adults were detained for prosecution while children were placed under the care of the Department of Health and Human Services. The policy drew widespread condemnation both nationally and internationally, leading to its official rescission in January 2021.
Trade Wars (2018)
In 2018, initiated a series of tariffs targeting imports from China, Canada, and Mexico, aiming to protect domestic industries and address trade deficits. These actions led to retaliatory measures from the affected countries, escalating into trade disputes that disrupted global trade relations and impacted various sectors of the economy.
Helsinki Summit (2018)
In July 2018, during a press conference in Helsinki with Russian President Vladimir Putin, publicly questioned the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that Russia interfered in the 2016 election, stating, “I don’t see any reason why it would be” Russia, a remark that drew bipartisan criticism for appearing to side with Putin over American intelligence agencies.
Border Wall (2018)
In February 2019, after Congress allocated $1.375 billion for border security—significantly less than the $5.7 billion requested for constructing a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border—he declared a national emergency to reallocate additional funds for the project. This action aimed to divert military construction funds toward the border wall, sparking extensive legal challenges and debates over the scope of executive power.
Transgender in the Military (2018)
In March 2018, the administration issued a memorandum disqualifying transgender individuals from military service, except under limited circumstances. This policy faced multiple injunctions and legal battles, leading to a complex and evolving situation regarding transgender military service.
Record Shutdown (2019)
From December 22, 2018, to January 25, 2019, the U.S. federal government experienced a partial shutdown lasting 35 days—the longest in American history. The impasse arose from a dispute over demand for $5.7 billion in funding for a U.S.-Mexico border wall, which Congress declined to fully allocate. This led to significant disruptions, including the furlough of approximately 380,000 federal employees and another 420,000 working without immediate pay. The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the shutdown resulted in an $11 billion loss to the U.S. economy, with $3 billion considered permanently lost.
Articles of Impeachment #1 (2019)
In December 2019, the House impeached the president for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, citing pressure on Ukraine for political investigations and defiance of subpoenas. The Senate acquitted him in February 2020
Withdrawal from Syria (2019)
In October 2019, Announced the withdrawal of U.S. troops from northern Syria, effectively permitting a Turkish military operation against Kurdish forces in the region. This decision led to widespread concerns about abandoning Kurdish allies, who had been instrumental in combating ISIS, and the potential destabilization of the area.
Military funds for Border (2019)
In 2019, declared a national emergency to reallocate military construction funds for the U.S.-Mexico border wall, raising legal and ethical concerns. Defense Secretary Mark Esper approved diverting $3.6 billion from 127 military projects for this purpose.
G7 Doral Proposal (2019)
In October 2019, proposed hosting the 46th G7 summit at his Trump National Doral resort in Florida, leading to widespread accusations of self-dealing and conflicts of interest. Critics argued that selecting his own property for the international event could violate the Constitution’s Emoluments Clauses, which prohibit the president from receiving payments from foreign governments
COVID-19 Pandemic Response (2020)
In 2020, the administration faced significant criticism for its handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, particularly regarding the downplaying of the virus’s severity and inconsistent public health messaging. frequently minimized the threat posed by COVID-19, comparing it to the seasonal flu and suggesting it would “disappear.” This approach led to confusion and undermined public trust in health directives. Additionally, the administration interfered with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) communications, limiting scientists’ ability to provide accurate information to the public.
Racial Justice Protests (2020)
In response to the nationwide racial justice protests in 2020, advocated for aggressive law enforcement measures, including deploying the National Guard and threatening military intervention, actions that many believed escalated tensions.
The administration’s approach involved the use of tear gas and rubber bullets to disperse peaceful demonstrators, notably during an incident near the White House, which drew widespread criticism for perceived violations of civil liberties.
Lafayette Square (2020)
In June 2020, walked from the White House to St. John’s Episcopal Church, where he held up a Bible for a photo op, after law enforcement had cleared peaceful protesters from Lafayette Square.
Undermining Elections (2020)
In 2020, repeatedly and falsely claimed that mail-in voting would lead to widespread fraud, undermining public confidence in the electoral process. Despite these assertions, numerous studies and investigations found no evidence of significant voter fraud associated with mail-in ballots. For instance, an Associated Press review found isolated cases but not enough to affect the election outcome.
In September 2020, declined to commit to a peaceful transfer of power if he lost the upcoming election, stating, “We’re going to have to see what happens.”
Capital Riot (2021)
On January 6, 2021, supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol, resulting in multiple deaths and raising questions about his role in inciting the violence. The House January 6 Committee’s final report asserts that President engaged in a “multi-part conspiracy” to overturn the lawful results of the 2020 election, stating he “lit that fire” of insurrection. During the riot, five individuals died, including one Capitol Police officer who was beaten by rioters. In total, approximately 1,561 individuals have been charged criminally in federal court for their roles in the attack.
Impeachment – the Sequel (2021)
In January 2021, the House of Representatives impeached President for “incitement of insurrection” following the January 6 Capitol riot. The Senate acquitted him in February 2021.
Pardon Me? (2021)
In his final days in office, issued a series of pardons and commutations that sparked significant debate over the use of executive clemency. On January 19, 2021, he granted clemency to 143 individuals, including political allies and individuals convicted of serious crimes. Notable recipients included his former chief strategist Steve Bannon, who faced charges of defrauding donors in a fundraising campaign for a border wall, and rappers Lil Wayne and Kodak Black, both convicted on weapons charges.
Withdrawal from WHO? (2021)
In July 2020, the administration notified the United Nations of its intent to withdraw the United States from the World Health Organization (WHO), citing dissatisfaction with the organization’s handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. This decision was set to take effect in July 2021.
Sore Loser (2021)
In January 2021, departing from longstanding tradition, did not attend the inauguration of his successor, Joe Biden, becoming the first outgoing president to do so since Andrew Johnson in 1869
In November 2022, U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed Jack Smith as special counsel to oversee two ongoing criminal investigations involving former President: one concerning his role in the January 6, 2021, Capitol attack, and the other regarding his handling of classified documents after leaving office
Mar-a-lago not a library? (2022)
In January 2022, the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) retrieved 15 boxes of presidential records from Mar-a-Lago residence. These boxes contained materials that should have been transferred to NARA at the end of term, including documents marked as classified. The discovery of classified information prompted NARA to notify the Department of Justice, leading to further investigations into the handling of these records
January 6 Subpoenas (2022)
In October 2022, the House Select Committee investigating the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol issued a subpoena to former President, compelling him to provide documents and testify under oath regarding his involvement in the events leading up to and on that day. The committee sought records of his communications with individuals such as Roger Stone and John Eastman, with deadlines set for early November 2022. In response, filed a lawsuit in November 2022 to block the subpoena, challenging its legitimacy
Criminal Referrals to DOJ (2022)
In December 2022, the House Select Committee investigating the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol unanimously voted to refer former President to the Department of Justice (DOJ) for criminal prosecution. The committee recommended charges including obstruction of an official proceeding, conspiracy to defraud the United States, conspiracy to make false statements, and inciting or assisting an insurrection.
Gotcha! but wait… (2023)
In June 2023, a federal grand jury indicted former President on 37 felony counts related to his handling of classified government documents after leaving office. The indictment, unsealed on June 9, 2023, included charges such as willful retention of national defense information, conspiracy to obstruct justice, and making false statements.
Innocent until when? (2023)
Pleaded not guilty to all charges in both the classified documents and election interference cases during arraignments in 2023.
You Made It Through Round One
First off, congratulations. You stuck with us through four years of absolute mayhem, and for that, you deserve some kind of medal—or at least a strong drink. We know that was a lot. We know. Take a deep breath.
But just when you thought it was over… just when you thought America had learned its lesson… we did it again.
That’s right—after four years of relative calm, the people of this great nation looked at democracy and said, “Nah, let’s run it back.” And so here we are.
Welcome to FDT: The Sequel. You didn’t ask for it. You didn’t want it. But somehow, against all odds, it’s happening again.
(And yes, we know sequels are always worse.)
In November 2024, despite ongoing legal challenges, secured a remarkable political comeback by winning the U.S. presidential election against incumbent Vice President Kamala Harris. He garnered 312 electoral votes to Harris’s 226 and won the popular vote with 49.8% compared to Harris’s 48.3%.
Case Dismissed (2024)
Special Counsel Jack Smith moved to dismiss the federal charges related to election interference, adhering to the Department of Justice’s policy against prosecuting a sitting president. A judge granted this request on November 25, 2024.
Agenda 47 (2025)
Upon his re-election in 2024, initiated his policy agenda, known as Agenda 47, focusing on immigration and deregulation. On January 20, 2025, he signed Executive Order 14159, titled “Protecting The American People Against Invasion,” which expanded expedited removal processes, denied federal funding to sanctuary jurisdictions, and increased hiring of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents.
Judges will Save US (2025)
Blocked Executive Orders:
• Birthright Citizenship: On January 20, 2025, signed Executive Order 14160, aiming to end birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to non-citizen parents. This order faced immediate legal challenges, and by mid-February, four federal judges had issued preliminary injunctions blocking its enforcement, citing conflicts with the Fourteenth Amendment.
• Federal Funding Freeze: The administration attempted to pause federal grants and loans, leading to lawsuits from multiple states. Federal judges issued temporary restraining orders against this funding freeze, emphasizing the executive branch’s overreach and potential violation of the separation of powers.
• Gender-Affirming Care Restrictions: An executive order targeting medical care for transgender youth was blocked by a federal district court in Maryland. The court issued a temporary restraining order, preventing the enforcement of the order and highlighting concerns over its legality and impact on transgender minors.
Don’t go Jack (2025)
In January 2025, Special Counsel Jack Smith resigned from the Department of Justice after submitting his final report on the investigations into President’s actions. Smith’s resignation, effective January 10, came shortly before inauguration, following the dismissal of federal charges against Trump due to the DOJ’s policy against prosecuting a sitting president
Disrupt it All (2025)
One of the administration’s notable actions was the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the “Gulf of America.” This directive led to the banning of the Associated Press (AP) from the Oval Office after they refused to adopt the new terminology. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt emphasized the administration’s expectation for media compliance with this change. The AP’s executive editor, Julie Pace, condemned the ban as viewpoint discrimination, highlighting its implications for press freedom and public access to independent news
Regulation Shmegulation (2025)
In early 2025, administration initiated a comprehensive deregulation agenda, significantly impacting environmental protections, public health policies, and labor rights
Sweet Cabinet o’mine (2025)
In early 2025, second-term Cabinet appointments have faced significant criticism regarding the qualifications and suitability of his chosen officials. Many nominees are perceived as loyalists with limited experience relevant to their designated roles, raising concerns about their ability to effectively manage critical federal departments.
Key Appointments and Controversies:
• Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services: A known vaccine skeptic, Kennedy’s appointment has alarmed public health experts who question his commitment to established medical science. Despite these concerns, he was confirmed by a narrow Senate vote of 52-48.
• Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence: Gabbard’s past foreign policy positions and limited experience in intelligence have drawn bipartisan scrutiny. Critics argue that her views may not align with the broader intelligence community’s objectives.
• Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense: With a background primarily in media rather than defense administration, Hegseth’s qualifications have been questioned. His decision to revert military base names to their original titles, such as renaming Fort Liberty back to Fort Bragg, has been controversial and seen as politically motivated.
• Matt Gaetz, Attorney General (Withdrawn): Gaetz’s nomination faced immediate backlash due to ongoing legal issues and ethical concerns, leading to his withdrawal from consideration.
Pardon them all (2025)
In January 2025, upon returning to the White House, issued pardons, commutations, or vowed to dismiss cases for over 1,500 individuals involved in the January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot, including those convicted of assaulting law enforcement officers. This action, aimed at ending what he termed a “grave national injustice,” was celebrated by supporters and attorneys of the pardoned defendants but condemned by Democratic leaders as undermining the justice system. The pardons included leaders of far-right groups convicted of seditious conspiracy.
We’ll always have Paris (2025)
On January 20, 2025, signed an executive order titled “Putting America First in International Environmental Agreements,” initiating the United States’ withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement for the second time. This action reflects the administration’s stance that the agreement imposes unfair economic burdens on the U.S.
Doctor WHO (Part II) (2025)
On January 20, 2025, signed an executive order initiating the United States’ withdrawal from the World Health Organization (WHO), citing concerns over the organization’s handling of global health crises and perceived political influences.
Get along lil’ DOGE (2025)
In early 2025, President Donald Trump established the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Elon Musk at its helm, aiming to streamline federal operations and reduce government spending. Since its inception, DOGE has undertaken significant actions affecting various federal agencies
Still With Us?
First off, we’re sorry. We really are. Nobody should have to relive all of that in one sitting. That was a lot. You were just looking for a good meme coin, and now you have existential dread. We get it.
If you feel like taking a walk, staring into the abyss, or contemplating a sudden move to another country—we understand. If you didn’t already have heartburn, you probably do now. That’s on us.
But at the end of all this, through the scandals, the insanity, the tweets, the memes that wrote themselves… doesn’t it make you just want to say it?
FDT
Maybe just in your head. Maybe in a whisper. Maybe loud enough to make your neighbors wonder. Or maybe… just maybe… it’s time to scream it at the top of your lungs.
Either way, you’ve earned it. And now, thanks to this meme coin, you can own it too.
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